A question I often hear is, "Yeah, but why Costa Rica? Couldn't you just reduce your cost of living by living in a less expensive part of the United States? Like Alabama?"
It seems like an easy question, but the answer … isn't.
There's a long diatribe about economic disobedience, the high cost of selfie-sticks, the unmitigated shitshow of state-sponsored violence, and distorted cultural values.
For instance, why in the name of everything holy do I even know the word "Kardashian"?
It sounds like an STD.
"My butt itches! But I took a bath?"
"Sounds like kardashian, dude."
So, with the value of your time in mind, I humbly offer you this pictorial and woefully incomplete explanation of my current life choices.
USA: Fast food chains and junk food are trashing the place.
CR: Family run sodas make delicious fresh food from scratch.
CR: Has cute monkeys.
USA: Has Donald Trump.
USA: Cult of Starbucks.
CR: I can see the coffee growing. It's right there. There it is.
USA: Parking lots.
CR: Nature Parks.
Pura Vida!
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